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Aliens Attack!

by | Jun 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

OctopusThis placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again. My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. You’re disgusting. The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words – if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.

Blue Sea SlugWhen other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words. I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

Lorem Ipsum’s father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot. I write the best placeholder text, and I’m the biggest developer on the web by far… While that’s mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

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